They wanted to let you know that earlier today they received their “ObamaCare” enrollment packet from the White House. It contained: An aspirin and a band-aid, An ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign, A ‘Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody’ poster,
A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner, An application for unemployment and a free cell-phone, An application for food stamps, A prayer rug, A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren, And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass. Everything was made in “China” and all directions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.